Urban Hyperboles

ur·ban
   /ˈɜrbən/ [ur-buhn]
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or designating a large, dense, heterogeneous area.


hy·per·bo·le
   /haɪˈpɜrbəli/[hahy-pur-buh-lee]
–noun
1.
obvious and intentional exaggeration.

May 23
I graduated. 

I graduated. 


Apr 30
yes plz. 

yes plz. 


Apr 26
Somehow, spontaneously, harmoniously, word decided to format the final page of my thesis as seen above. I think it’s kinda nice. Kinda poetic. 

Somehow, spontaneously, harmoniously, word decided to format the final page of my thesis as seen above. I think it’s kinda nice. Kinda poetic. 


Apr 23

Apr 18

If…

You don’t like all three of these songs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsYnBI2nvHI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8IqkRbxcTA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGghkjpNCQ8&ob=av2e

get outta here. 

If…..

You’re going to turn in your thesis, celebrate founder’s day, graduate, be lost and confused, put yer hands up. 

If… 

You’re already lost and confused


Apr 16
“The word in language is half someone else’s. It becomes “one’s own” only when the speaker populates it with his own intention, his own accent, when he appropriates the word, adapting it of his own semantic and expressive intention. Prior to this moment of appropriation, the word does not exist in a neutral and impersonal language, but rather it exists in other people’s mouths, in other people’s contexts, serving other people’s intentions: it is from there that one must take the word, and make it one’s own.” Perhaps too many possessive pronouns, but that is beautiful. From Mikhail Bakhtin “Discourse in the Novel” cited by Henry Louis Gates. I’m very excited to be reading Henry Louis Gates. 

Apr 13

Cognates

Just used spectacular properly, as a derivative of spectacle, in my thesis. Feelin pretty literate. 

It’s like when we all learned to use to realize properly. Although of course that’s played out nowadays. 


Apr 8
Haircuts at home with TH136. #GPOY

Haircuts at home with TH136. #GPOY


Apr 2

METACOOKIES

thnx to a request from my darling, I made metacookies this weekend. 

Instructions: bake normal nestle sugar cookies for a long time so they aren’t chewy or gooey. Mash them up a lot, grind finely, put through a sifter, whatever. Use this as flour in a second batch of homemade cookies. 

First batch ended up like a pile of cookie slop, second batch was delicious. 

Also in the spirit of making: some nice rum, champagne, orange, maraschino cocktails garnished with lemon. 

Other updates. Still don’t have a job. Had an excellent day interning in family court. Have no idea what’s going on with my thesis. I desperately want to watch a close friend or relative dunk. The end. 


Mar 28

If I had a million dollars…

Or probably more than a million. If I was living the dream (proverbially speaking), I would want a new, fresh, warm, white, fluffy towel every time I took a shower. That is, for me, the essence of luxury. 


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