Urban Hyperboles
ur·ban
/ˈɜrbən/ [ur-buhn]
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or designating a large, dense, heterogeneous area.
hy·per·bo·le
/haɪˈpɜrbəli/[hahy-pur-buh-lee]
–noun
1.
obvious and intentional exaggeration.
Somehow, spontaneously, harmoniously, word decided to format the final page of my thesis as seen above. I think it’s kinda nice. Kinda poetic.
If…
You don’t like all three of these songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsYnBI2nvHI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8IqkRbxcTA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGghkjpNCQ8&ob=av2e
get outta here.
If…..
You’re going to turn in your thesis, celebrate founder’s day, graduate, be lost and confused, put yer hands up.
If…
You’re already lost and confused
Cognates
Just used spectacular properly, as a derivative of spectacle, in my thesis. Feelin pretty literate.
It’s like when we all learned to use to realize properly. Although of course that’s played out nowadays.
METACOOKIES
thnx to a request from my darling, I made metacookies this weekend.
Instructions: bake normal nestle sugar cookies for a long time so they aren’t chewy or gooey. Mash them up a lot, grind finely, put through a sifter, whatever. Use this as flour in a second batch of homemade cookies.
First batch ended up like a pile of cookie slop, second batch was delicious.
Also in the spirit of making: some nice rum, champagne, orange, maraschino cocktails garnished with lemon.
Other updates. Still don’t have a job. Had an excellent day interning in family court. Have no idea what’s going on with my thesis. I desperately want to watch a close friend or relative dunk. The end.
If I had a million dollars…
Or probably more than a million. If I was living the dream (proverbially speaking), I would want a new, fresh, warm, white, fluffy towel every time I took a shower. That is, for me, the essence of luxury.



